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1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Dude. I'd never be cold?
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Omg I bet he's easy to impress. He seems stuck so far into the 70's that anything will impress him.
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
He doesn't have haaaaands. I'd do all the work!
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Something tells me not to piss her off...
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Weird taste in men.
7. This Pokémon is your ex..
I wonder why I dumped him?
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Well, he's one crappy stalker. I'm sure I'd hear him a mile away.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
With a name like swalot...
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
OH HELL NAW! *kills with fire.*
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
I do believe I've been crushed.
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
It's not the size it's how you use it.
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
That useless little bird had better keep away from my pants!
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
I have to wonder how that happened.
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
I WANNA SHINX FOR REAL! ;~;
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
I think... he would tell some interesting stories.
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
I'm surprise she would allow it.
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Talks my ear off and expects me to answer.
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
The legendaries are flocking to me today... I don't get it.
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.